I could have learned to play the violin when I was in fifth grade, but all the girls joining orchestra in my class wanted to play the violin. My brother and sister both played viola when they were in fifth grade and so, conveniently, my family already owned one. “I will play the viola, ” I said.
When I was in sixth grade, I could have switched from orchestra to band, and learned the clarinet. My family also owned one of those. All the girls in my class who were joining band wanted to play the clarinet or the flute. “I will keep playing the viola, ” I said.
My family moved out of state and I started eighth grade in a school without an orchestra. I joined the city’s adult symphony instead, sitting second of two chairs. I took private lessons from a man who looked to be a cross between Professor Snape and Harry Potter. None of the girls in my class wanted to take lessons from him. With his large round glasses and long, greasy black hair, the spindly music instructor frightened me only slightly less than his brutish, muscular wife who always answered the door red-faced and angry. “I am here to play viola, ” I said.
As a tenth grader, I moved to a city with neither an orchestra nor a private instructor, relieving me, I thought, of any further musical obligations. But then all the girls in my class convinced me to learn not the clarinet, but the string bass so I could play in the band. When parade season marched in I faced the conundrum of marching with an instrument taller and wider than myself. “It’s not as though I play the clarinet, ” I said.
The band director handed me a pair of cymbals and motioned me to the percussion section where I wasted no time in demonstrating a complete lack of rhythm. So he gave me a flag emblazoned with my school’s Bulldog mascot and a cheerleading skirt instead, sending me to the front of the formation. All the girls in my class wanted to wear a cheerleading skirt but I refused, preferring the Q-tip shaped furry hat and knock-knee-mystery covering of the regular marching uniform. The director suggested I just keep moving and try to look like I was in step. “I wish I played the harmonica, ” I said.
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Some decades later, my sense of rhythm has not improved. When Kim Addonizio talks about folks who “can’t hear where the stressed syllable falls, ” she’s talking about me. Breaking down form poetry requires graph paper so I know which syllable is more stressed than I am. Even so, she seems to think that there’s merit in learning to write within the restrictive meter of the sonnet.
Writing a sonnet will teach you about economy, about structure, about how searching for a rhyme or following a rhythm can lead you into unexpected territory. …Don’t expect your first sonnets to be fabulous poetry. They may be silly, or corny, or clumsy, but you’ll begin to appreciate the challenges and possibilities.
Though the sonnet can follow various patterns, Shakespeare’s style may be the best known: three quatrains (four-line stanzas) written in iambic pentameter (ten syllables, stress on the second in the pair) which rhyme in an alternating pattern, ending in a rhyming couplet, with a turn, or volta in the third stanza.
Easy peasy, lemon squeezy, right?
Not for me.
But Addonizio asked me to try, and said it might be bad and that’s okay, so I gave it a go.
If words had visual weight I’d see their stress
like boldface on the place where I should lean.
The rhythm hides itself in randomness
and writing with the meter makes me scream.
Who cooked this up I really want to know.
I cannot measure meter on this scale.
I’m blaming Shakespeare, yes, he made it so.
He wrote those numbered poems so I would fail.
I say: I do not like it, Sam iamb.
I will not write it with a troch. I will
not write, it makes me choke, and then enjamb
the blasted quatrains. They just make me ill.
The sonnet’s best left to professionals.
The rest of us can’t count our syllables.
“And now, I wonder if it’s time to learn the kazoo, ” I said.
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For tips on writing (or fighting) a sonnet, check out our Quatrain Wreck sonnet infographic. Even if it doesn’t help you write one, it might just make you laugh.
We’ve been reading Ordinary Genius together, and wrap up our group discussion this week. Did you try a sonnet? Was there an exercise you particularly liked? One you resisted? Would you share your poem in the comment box with us? Even if you’re not reading along, perhaps you’d like to try your own sonnet or other form poetry.
If you post at your own blog, please include the link in the comments as well so we can share our words together.
If you missed a section of our discussion, perhaps you’d like to catch up from the previous weeks. And for our next book club, beginning November 28? Pick up a copy of L.L. Barkat’s The Novelist. We’ll talk about writing fiction (and story-truth), among other things.
September 26: Part I: Entering Poetry (through Chapter 4)
October 3: Part I: Entering Poetry (Chapters 5-10)
October 10: Part II: Inner and Outer Worlds
October 17: Part III: The Poem’s Progress
October 23: Part IV: Toward Mastery
Photo by Wandering the World, Creative Commons license via Flickr. Post by LW Lindquist.
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Glynn says
I truly enjoyed the book. But I’m still trying to get over the author’s suggestion for men to put on make-up and write about it.
My attempt at a sonnet: http://faithfictionfriends.blogspot.com/2012/10/the-assassins-lament.html
Will Willingham says
Loved the sonnet, Glynn. And no one will ask you to wear makeup. 🙂
L. L. Barkat says
Ha. 🙂
I am laughing and laughing. Hilarious.
And yet I am also aware of an undercurrent to the piece, equally as powerful and moving in a contrasting direction. This is real voice, you know—and not the voice of kazoo.
Will Willingham says
There is always a bit of that, I suppose, if one is looking.
Monica Sharman says
Dr. Seuss would have liked your sonnet.
And I was right when I called you a genius.
Will Willingham says
Monica, I thought the Green Eggs part was brilliant until I got it stuck in my head well before I realized it was a 4-beat line. I had to find another way or abandon it. And it seemed too late for either. Glad you enjoyed it.
Claire Burge says
I cannot wait to read the very first book you write and then every one thereafter. You have me from line 1 right through to the end.
Love the way you story tells the actual story.
As for sonnets they scare me, but maybe this has given me courage.
Will Willingham says
I wonder what that book would look like when you’re done reading it, Claire. 😉
(Thanks. )
Donna says
Your sonnet is wonderful- perfect rhythm and when I read it I kept asking the page “where did she find THAT ONE?” … so clever.
I had so much fun reading your post – and using graph paper to decipher which syllable is more stressed than YOU are!? So funny yet it gives a glimpse that this is not in the least bit easy for you…. But you did it anyway, for the world to see, and bc you did that I, for one, feel a transfer of courage. I’ll try, too. I will. Thank you.
Will Willingham says
Not the least bit, no. this one was finished in the wee hours, under a bit of duress. But it works out in the end, and it was good for me.
Easier than the last one I did.
Donna says
I love it! You have inspired me to try, and here is the result: Lottery or Sonnet? http://thebrightersideblog.blogspot.com/2012/10/lottery-or-sonnet.html
Maureen Doallas says
Love this post; the sonnet’s awesome (would love to hear it read aloud).
Will Willingham says
Thanks, Maureen. I considered after I saw your comment doing a soundcloud recording for, oh, about 2 and a half seconds. Then I remembered how hard it was for me to find the beats, even with the bold face. 🙂
Donna says
(Well, could you be coaxed if I told you that to myself I say “green eggs” three times in between each line? It is so perfectly musical! And Seussical)
Diana Trautwein says
LOVE this. And yes, you are a genius. And though you may suffer from a lack of rhythm, you make up for that with an abundance of grace. Thanks for this.
Megan Willome says
I love that third stanza!
And now I know something new about you–your musical background.